London 2012 Hackney Citizens’ Diary: Day 4
9.30pm: The Hackney Citizen’s undercover security guard writes:
“It’s a new experience for me to be in uniform. It changes a lot of things. I find that as soon as I put on my over-designed Olympics kit, suddenly every tourist and member of the public begins to trust me.
“This generally comes in the form of questions about directions, like the German who asked me how to get to Stratford from Piccadilly Circus at 5am on Sunday morning, but also people on the tube asking me who’s won medals and people in shops holding up the queue to ask me what I’m doing and where.
“In fact, people’s attitudes towards me change completely as soon as I’m in uniform; suddenly I’m an approachable, useful and even vaguely sympathetic figure, a real-life embodiment of five years’ worth of news stories.
“It’s also attracting the paparazzi; today I got asked to step into the swanky office of a Shoreditch ad agency on my walk home, where I was photographed for an online, Olympic-themed art project they’re conducting, and at work I’m constantly being photographed by press and spectators.
“But the flipside of the change in public response is the change you feel in yourself when you put a uniform on. As much as it can be a way of becoming anonymous under the function of a job, a uniform also makes you responsible, and I feel personally responsible to fulfil people’s requests.
“There was a special one today: a young girl came up to me and asked me to present the Polish team with a necklace she had made them out of Hema beads, consisting of a white-and-red heart and five colored rings.
“Needless to say, it was the sweetest piece of homemade jewellery I have ever seen, and although the Polish team had already left, I have held on to the necklace and will deliver it at the first opportunity. I’m just hoping that the language gap doesn’t make it look as if I’ve made it for them, ‘cos I’m meant to be a hardboiled security guard…”
#london2012#olympics HILARIOUS BADGES now in stock!#shoreditch#hackney twitter.com/MAIDEN_UK/stat…— MAIDEN (@MAIDEN_UK) July 31, 2012
My cat likes watching the Gymnastics! Haha
— Izzy (@izzy_hackney) July 31, 2012
I’ve just seen a man on the street giving a tour of Hackney to Olympic tourists “and this is where we had a fatal stabbing last week” !!
— Terry (@Trixta85) July 31, 2012
Watching companies pitch at Hackney House to investors. Amusing to see screen wobble as trains rumble overhead. Cool location, bad acoustics
— Alex McCracken (@alexmccra) July 31, 2012
Posh girl on phone to friend in Hackney Primark “do you want me to buy you the short Union Jack dress or the vest?” What is UP with people?
— April Clare Welsh (@AprilClareWelsh) July 31, 2012
Why is hackney so completely unclogged with tourists and aspirant olympians?
— hassinator69 (@hassinator_69) July 31, 2012
There are lots of purple polo tops and shell suits on the streets of Hackney as Games Makers make their way to work.
#citizencurators— Nick Perry (@realnickperry) July 31, 2012